Along with all these 'wonderful' experiences I have yet to have with my own toddler, there are many phrases that just don't exist around our house. Examples:
Get out of the street!
Don't go in there!
Don't jump on the bed, couch, etc.
Take your shoes off
What did you step in?!?
Stop running around!!!
But there is one phrase I was happy to say this week..........
Brooklyn! Get off the table!
I found Brooklyn on the table and in a state of shock asked Jonny why on earth he put Brooklyn on our coffee table. Well he didn't put her there, and I didn't put her there, yet it took us about 15 seconds to figure out that she crawled up there! Yay! I wanted to get mad, but I, laughed, congratulated her, and took a picture, then got her off which resulted in a full-fledged tantrum. I watched her crawl up on the table several more times that day and had to suppress a laugh every time.